Growing up - I would frequent the Orlando Rays Minor League Baseball games. One year, for my birthday - my dad got me the best gift he could get a baseball player. This was before the baseball bat mug, Dugout Mug™, existed, so it wasn't one of those. It was a party at the Orlando Rays Stadium (Tinker Field); in which, I could throw out the first pitch. I was excited, and nervous - I warmed up in my front yard with my dad to make sure the cannon was loose.
Let's just say...my pitch turned out much better than this: